"ncasolowork2" (ncasolowork2)
04/30/2014 at 12:23 • Filed to: None | 0 | 5 |
My !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! is better than CalzoneGolem
CalzoneGolem
> ncasolowork2
04/30/2014 at 12:26 | 0 |
Yeah but yours doesn't say "Fuck you!" to your ex like mine would.
ncasolowork2
> CalzoneGolem
04/30/2014 at 12:29 | 0 |
You think she wouldn't be pissed while you're screwing all the womens in the back of the van? Mine says I'm "not going to f U I'm going to F everyone else"
CalzoneGolem
> ncasolowork2
04/30/2014 at 12:31 | 0 |
I doubt she would draw that conclusion from seeing you driving a minivan. Now if you took out the back seats and installed a water bed ...
ncasolowork2
> CalzoneGolem
04/30/2014 at 12:38 | 0 |
All you need to do is accidentally leave one pair of lacy underwear for Junior to find in the back of the van. He'll tell mom what he found and you've given the double barrel F U to the ex. May even end up getting you jealousy sex in the process.
CalzoneGolem
> ncasolowork2
04/30/2014 at 12:47 | 0 |
This is far more complex than I can plan.